Tuesday, December 27, 2005

*bleep* vs no *bleep*

since when can tv characters say "dick" on cable? i don't mean "my name is dick". i mean "this homeless guy showed me his dick today". this was said at 9pm which isn't late night and technically children can still be awake. although this was said on cable and i swear myself, it still surprised me.

and why is nigger/nigga (whatever the hell you want to call it because it's the same thing to me) acceptable?!

and if all of this is okay, then why was "shit" given the *bleep* and/or voiceover to be "shtuff"?

explanation, please.

FAT

I gained 4 lbs in the past 3 days. I think it's just "water weight" considering that I gorged myself on cookies, cakes, chocolates, ice cream (notice that none of this is real food), and all other types of delights that call for a pound of sugar. sooooooo for the next two days it's water water water diet coke water water water water protein bar water water diet dr pepper water water water 94% fat free popcorn water water water. after two days i'll semi gorge myself in NY and then it's back to strict strict healthy food.

4 lbs.... that's how much my dog weighs. i gained a dog.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

You didn't celebrate Christmas??? What does that mean?...

After people find out that technically my family doesn't celebrate christmas in the traditional sense, i always get "the look". you know - the look you give someone when they say something that is completely foreign, something that just doesn't register as sane to you. then i tell them that i grew up in a jehovah's witness household and the look turns into a look of pity that is attempting to mask itself with understanding. yeah right. i know people don't understand but that's okay. personally i think it's made me a better person around this insane time of year. i'm not a jehovah's witness now and we did sort of have christmas when i was little ((because my mom didn't want us to feel like outcasts AND my grandmother (dad's mama, not mama's mama) would have murdered my mother had her grandchilden not had christmas)) but i still think that no one really appreciates christmas. there isn't another time of year besides christmas where people are in a more foul mood. i just don't understand it. although i may not have had a christmas tree and thousands of presents that i would play with for a week and then forget out, i always appreciated this time of year because i knew that my entire family would be together. to me, that's what is's about.

so don't buy me a thing for christmas -just give me a hug.